Limerick

There was a new teacher from the moon
Who didn't eat her soup with a spoon
The Principal came in and danced like crazy
And said "Everyone dance including daizy"
Then the teacher said : "Let's all go to the moon and eat some soup but with no spoon!"

Homework:
There once was a girl from France
She loved to do the belly dance
The girl and friend went to Paris
And met a boy named Harris
At a party the three of them went to dance!